How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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