I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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