I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Can you bring me the toilet please
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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