Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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