I wanna bring you to show and tell
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
