i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
