I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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