I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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