we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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