im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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