ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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