i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You've changed since you got that strap on
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