yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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