His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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