So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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