I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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