If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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