I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Do plants get herpes?
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