butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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