Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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