I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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