so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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