I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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