Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it glows. i had to have it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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