She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just want nice things and good sex
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
