remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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