I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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