My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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