I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
