I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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