In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
