Me. At least after what I've been through.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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