You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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