Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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