ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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