I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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