I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have feelings that need drinking.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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