this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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