You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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