During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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