I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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