Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
