I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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