Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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