North Korea, Best Korea!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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