I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
