I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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