everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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