My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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