I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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